By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Cleveland Rocks" as performed by The Presidents Of The United States Of America)

All this energy fuellin' me,
Back where it comes from
It's such a shiny attitude,
It's still where it belongs.
All the 'Fly fans posting up on the boards go
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Jumpin' NF, and moonin' AB go
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Joss is cool, 'cause he still cares. He's got his worries too.
Twelve have aired, with three to go. Is there a movie due?
All the Saloon chicks with their Nekkid drinks go
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Livin' online in a Firefly shrine goin'
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
I got vidies of Serenity too
I play 'em just to watch Mal fight true
He was a Browncoat, and I am too,
Now Browncoats rock, Now Browncoats rock
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock! Browncoats rock!
Browncoats rock!
The whole 'verse!