By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "California Dreamin'" as performed by The Mommas and Pappas)

All the coats are brown (all the coats are brown)
And the screens are gray (and the screens are gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a shiny day (on a shiny day)
I'm all safe and warm (I'm all safe and warm)
'Cause I am in L.A. ('Cause I am in L.A.)
California Shindig (California Shindig)
On such a shiny day 

Stopped in to the 'loon
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And watched a scene with Jayne (watched a scene with Jayne)
You know the Browncoats like the show (Browncoats like the show)
They know I'm gonna stay (know I'm gonna stay)
California Shindig (California Shindig)
On such a shiny day 

All the coats are brown (all the coats are brown)
And the screens are gray (and the screens are gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a shiny day (on a shiny day) 

If I haven't told you (If I haven't told you)
Firefly is great! (Firefly is great!)
California Shindig (California Shindig)
On such a shiny day
California Shindig (California Shindig)
On such a shiny day
California Shindig (California Shindig)
On such a shiny day