By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" as performed by Tears For Fears)

Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behaviour
Ditch those laws of Core World flavor
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse.

It's my own design
It's my own star course
Help me to decide
Help me make the 
most of freedom and of pleasure
Independants last forever
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse.

There's a space where the feds won't find you
Holding hands when the Reavers track us down
When they do I'll be right behind you.
So glad we've always made it
So sad the feds would raid it
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse.

I'm not plagued by indecision
Just the feds have lack of vision
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse. 
Say that you'll never never never never need it
One newswave, why believe it?
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse. 
All for freedom and for pleasure
Independants last forever
Every ally wants to rule the 'verse.