By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Janie's Got a Gun" as performed by Aerosmith)

Dum, dum, dum Jayne what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum Jayne what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
His whole world's now more fun
He's flying from sun to sun
Held Mal and Zoe with his Boo
Prepared to shoot them right through
They said when Jayne got a better deal
From Mal, he switched sides and then
He shot the man who had it comin'
Now that Jayne's shot his gun
He ain't never gonna be the same

Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
His salad day's just begun
And everybody is on the run

Tell me now it's untrue
He's got Vera as well as Boo?
She's his biggest favorite baby
The man can really hand out pain
They say the ammo that he shoots from her
Spewing lightning and thunder
He can fire it again and again

Fly away, fly away for the gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fly away, fly away for the gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fly, fly away

Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
His salad day's just begun
And everybody is on the run
Flying out beyond the blue
Kicking ass and stealing too
Now he's part of a family 
Pulling crime to make a gain
Everybody thinks he's crass
Man he's such a badass
He's always gonna be the same

Fly away, fly away for the gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fly away, fly away for the gain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fly, fly away 

Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun

Jayne, he's got a gun
His salad day's just begun
And everybody is on the run
And Jayne he's got a gun
Jayne, he's got a gun
His salad day's just begun
And everybody is on the run
Jayne, he's got a gun