By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Mambo No. 5" as performed by Lou Bega)

Ladies and gentlemen 
This is Mambo Firefly

One, two, three, four, five 
Everybody's in the ship, so come on let's ride 
To the outer planets, that are on the border  
The crew's getting bored and leaving jokes 
on the ship's recorder 
Fresh bao like I had last week 
I must enjoy, good food ain't cheap 
I like apples, strawberries, tomatos and cheddar 
And as I continue you know they're sounding better 
So what can I do? I really beg you, Captain 
To me eating is just like a sport 
Anything fresh, it's all good, let's fly soon 
Please land on an agri-moon

A little bit of heat with Inara and Mal
A little bit of wise Book's "Special Hell" 
A little bit of Kaylee, fixing parts
A little bit of Zoe and Wash's hearts 
A little bit of Jayne, going to his bunk
A little bit of River, in a funk
A little bit of Simon, smart and wry
A little bit of life on Firefly

Mambo Firefly!

Fly up and down and orbit all around 
Steer to planets you've found 
Til the ship touches ground 
Take a cargo out and another one in 
One to the front and one to the bin 
Dodge Allience to the side, keep away from the light 
And if you're in the black then you're doing it right 

A little bit of heat with Inara and Mal
A little bit of wise Book's "Special Hell" 
A little bit of Kaylee, fixing parts
A little bit of Zoe and Wash's hearts 
A little bit of Jayne, going to his bunk
A little bit of River, in a funk
A little bit of Simon, smart and wry
A little bit of life on Firefly

Mambo Firefly!

I do all to 
Keep on flying in a ship like you 
'Cause we can run and we can hide 
You and me blasting through the sky 

Mambo Firefly!