By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Money For Nothing" written by Mark Knopfler and performed by Dire Straights)

Now look at our set-up, that's the way you do it
We're hauling cargo on Serenity
Honest workin' that's the way you do it
Money for cargo and when the ship is free

Honest workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya our crew ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta transport a herd of brown cattle
Outer-rim moon deliveries
We gotta move these black market beagles
We gotta move these goods for fees

See the cute mechnic with the coveralls and makeup
Yeah buddy she has short hair
That little Kaylee keeps the systems working
That little Kaylee keeps us in the air

We gotta transport a herd of brown cattle
Outer-rim moon deliveries
We gotta move these black market beagles
We gotta move these goods for fees

I shoulda learned to fix the engines
Would have come in handy when we were Out Of Gas
No fuel for flying and no air to breathe
Man, it almost killed my ass
And Wash is up there, piloting our trade routes
Keeping us out of what the Alliance can see 
Honest workin' that's the way you do it
Get our money for cargo and when the ship is free

We gotta transport a herd of brown cattle
Outer-rim moon deliveries
We gotta move these black market beagles
We gotta move these goods for fees

Now look at our set-up, that's the way you do it
We're hauling cargo on Serenity
Honest workin' that's the way you do it
Money for cargo and when the ship is free...