By: Lux Lucre (to the tune of "Sundown" as performed by Gordon Lightfoot)

I can see her sittin' back in her burlap dress
In a room where she's axious to reveal her flesh
Saffron in trouble you'll be
If I find you bin creepin' 'round Serenity
Saffron in trouble you'll be
If I find you bin creepin' 'round Serenity

She's bin lookin' like a girl in a farmer's dream
And she don't always say what she really means
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' sleepy when she's kissed me again
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' sleepy when she's kissed me again

She can picture every move that a man could make
Getting lost in her lovin' is your first mistake
Saffron in trouble you'll be
If I find you bin creepin' 'round Serenity
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again

I can see her lookin' soft in her peasant dress
She's a con-artist woman, with a Goodnight Kiss
Sometimes I think it's a shame
When I get feelin' sleepy when she's kissed me again
Saffron in trouble you'll be
If I find you bin creepin' 'round Serenity
Saffron in trouble you'll be
If I find you bin creepin' 'round Serenity
Sometimes I think it's a sin
When I feel like I'm winnin' when I'm losin' again