By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "The Brady Bunch")
Here's a story, of a guy named Malcolm Who bought a spaceship that he named Serenity His second hand, Zoe, wed Wash the pilot The mechanic is Kaylee It's a story, of sweet Inara a Companion and ambassador of sorts and of Jayne Cobb, a mercenary They flew between all ports Till the one day that they met a doc named Simon He had given Allied bureacrats the slip Having rescued his genius sister, River That's the way they all became a wanted ship Serenity, Serenity It's the Firefly spaceship, Serenity