By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "The Brady Bunch")

Here's a story, of a guy named Malcolm
Who bought a spaceship that he named Serenity
His second hand, Zoe, wed Wash the pilot
The mechanic is Kaylee

It's a story, of sweet Inara
a Companion and ambassador of sorts
and of Jayne Cobb, a mercenary
They flew between all ports

Till the one day that they met a doc named Simon
He had given Allied bureacrats the slip
Having rescued his genius sister, River
That's the way they all became a wanted ship

Serenity, Serenity
It's the Firefly spaceship, Serenity