By: Lux Lucre (to the tune of "My Favourite Things" as performed in "The Sound of Music")

Landing on new moons with cargo to pick up 
Bright friendly deals with no Allies or stick-ups 
Bags full of platinum tied up with strings, 
These are some shiny Serenity things. 

Cream coloured protein and fresh cheesy bao, 
Wife soup and meal groups and dishes with real cow, 
Shepherd raised vegetables, picked in the Spring, 
These are some shiny Serenity things. 

Inara's white dresses with blue satin sashes, 
Zoe in leather, wildly kicking asses
Kaylee in ruffles, dressed for a shindig, 
These are some shiny Serenity things, 

When Reavers bite, 
When The Feds steal, 
When a mite in pain, 
I simply remember Serenity things, 
And I'm feeling shiny again.