By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Tiny Toon Adventures theme")

We're shiny, we're moony, we're all a little gooney,
And in this cool 'loony, we're a small Serenity!
We're Firefly comment-ers, we work 'round all the censors,
Our Shiny 'Loon Adventures gives us tears and comedy! 

So here's a virtual saloon, it's a whole wide world apart,
Our home sweet home, it stands alone, a place of fun and art!
No newbies rejected, expect the unexpected
Your Shiny 'Loon Adventures are about to start! 

They're huggy, they're sunny, Tammy and Mal's Gal, funny! 
Soonerdax throws money, and Pippin thwacks with pain!
Here's Arlo and Luxy, ILJ gets mucky,
Nono is plucky, and everyone's insane! 

Together there, the 'Loon's our 'verse, we trade stories, old and new,
Regulars and staff's been getting laughs since Fall 2002!
We're shiny, we're moony, we're all a little gooney,
Have Shiny 'Loon Adventures, come and join the fun! 

... and now our song is done!