By: Lux Lucre
(to the tune of "Time Warp" as performed in The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

It's astounding; 
Time is fleeting; 
Serenity takes its toll. 
But listen closely... 
Not for very much longer. 
I've got the remote control. 

I remember watching a Firefly 
Drinking a Nekkid Jayne 
The stories would hit me 
And Browncoats would be calling... 

Let's all watch Firefly again. 
Let's all watch Firefly again. 

It's just that ship on the left. 
And then that crew to the right. 
Add some passengers, shipped. 
They're like a family, tight. 
But it's the shiny scripts 
That really drive you insane.
 
Let's all watch Firefly again.
Let's all watch Firefly again. 

It's so shiny, oh fantasy free me. 
So you can't see me, no, not at all. 
In another dimension, with Independent intention, 
Well secluded, we see all. 

With a bit of a mind flip 
You're into the 'fly ship. 
And nothing can ever be the same. 
You're spaced out on sensation. 
Like Simon gave you sedation

Let's all watch Firefly again.
Let's all watch Firefly again. 

Well I was surfing through the tube, looking for a good show
When a star-western we know, gave my brain a blow
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise. 
It had a rundown ship, and heroic guys. 
I stared at it and I felt a change. 
Time meant nothing, never would again. 

Let's all watch Firefly again. 
Let's all watch Firefly again. 

It's just that ship on the left. 
And then that crew to the right. 
Add some passengers, shipped. 
They're like a family, tight. 
But it's the shiny scripts 
That really drive you insane.

Let's all watch Firefly again. 
Let's all watch Firefly again.