By: Lux Lucre

(to the tune of "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" as performed by Kyle, Stan and Cartman)

What would Malcolm Reynolds do..
if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through..
That's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!

When Malcolm Reynolds was Out of Gas
and missing a crutial part..
He got it replaced, but took a slug
And stuck a needle in his heart..
When Malcolm Reynolds was on Ariel
Stealing Allied drugs..
He used his phony ID cards
And saved the Tams from thugs..

So what would Malcolm Reynolds do..
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two..
That's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!

I want this show still on TV, it has altered my vocabulary..
And I just want my mom to really watch it and have fun..
For Joss I'll be an activist too, cos that's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!
What would Malcolm Reynolds do?
He'd call all the fans around
And tell them to send postcards through..
That's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!

When Malcolm Reynolds travelled through space
To the planet Persephone..
He fought the evil Atherton
and saved Inara from that go-se
And when Malcolm Reynolds discovered betrayal
He gave Jayne Cobb a stun..
Cos Malcolm Reynolds doesn't take shit
from a-ny-bo-dy!
Let's get all the fans together..
And unite to stop the axe!
And we'll keep Firefly flying too..
Cos that's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!
And we'll keep Firefly flying too...
Cos that's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do...

That's what Malcolm Reynolds'd do!